THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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The ability to pee your pants at will.

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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The power to not have superpowers

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The power to come second in any race

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The ability to bleed lava

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!