The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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Balls.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to speak in Braille

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the power to fly indoors

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!