The power to teabag bear- traps at will

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The ability to float for half a second

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power of missing a finger.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!