The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

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The ability to control the internet

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The ability to pee your pants at will.

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The power to poop out you penis

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The power to potato.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to not have superpowers

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The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!