The power to teabag bear- traps at will

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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The ability to float for half a second

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!