the power to send future you crazy

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to get older every second

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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black people

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to be born.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!