The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!