The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to read

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to write about power.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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A power level of under 9000.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!