The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to see your neighbor without looking.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!