the power to never get spam

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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Power to make other people rich.

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the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to have no power.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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The ability to spend expired coupons.

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

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The power to be the ceo of BP

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!