The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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Being Aquaman

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to breathe

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to turn wine into water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!