the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

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the ability to see fairy's

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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the ability to go the speed limit

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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to be bradley

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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The power to have cancer.

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!