The power to do anything within your limits.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!