The power to have 1 second invisibility.

the ability to see fairy's

The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

Power to make other people rich.

Farting at will

The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

The power to potato.

The power to make you teeth yellower

The power to cook bad meals.

The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

The ability to spend expired coupons.

The power to turn water into wine.

the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

The power to have cancer.

THE POWDEReD WATER

The power to fly into the sun.

The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

Smoke vision

ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

The power to never have sex....jack.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!