The power to piss lemon juice

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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The ability to do nothing

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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the power to eat waffles

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Menstrual blood bending!

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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The power to lick your own tongue

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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the power to die....

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the power to kill yourself

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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The power to pee backwards.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!