The ability to breath under lava

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the power to be able to call 2 people at once.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to die and get away with it

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the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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The power to pee backwards.

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!