The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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Melting

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to see through water

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The power to see through windows

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The power to go part way through walls

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!