The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to disgorge large quantities of water, from your anus, all the time.

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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the power to speak morse code .

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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the power to see through my eye lids

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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The power to be a walrus

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!