THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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the power to be able to call 2 people at once.

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the power to smell like feet

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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the power of being republican

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The power of being aquaman.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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the power to divide by 0

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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A cat with human-like reflexes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!