The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to see the present.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to fly into the sun.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to do your homework.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!