The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to be super jewish

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The ability to think the world is flat

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the power to burp a fart

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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the power to drive a car with no engine

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the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to speak braille

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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the power to be able to find you pointless super power post after its been posted to check on popularity

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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Super taste, while living in Mexico.

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!