Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to read the TV

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to die

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!