The power to speak braille

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The ability to think the world is flat

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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Super taste, while living in Mexico.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!