The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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A cat with human-like reflexes.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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the power to be able to find you pointless super power post after its been posted to check on popularity

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to write on this website

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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The power rangers

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

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The power to speak braille

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!