The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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the power to be able to find you pointless super power post after its been posted to check on popularity

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the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to cum everytime you see a women

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the power to drive a car with no engine

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to sit anywhere

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The power to lick your own elbow

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the power to burp a fart

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The power to peel stickers

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The ability to be a rock

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!