The power to turn cake into poop.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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The ability to run at the speed of light, but being born without limbs.

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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The power rangers

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to sit anywhere

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to cum everytime you see a women

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The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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The power to peel stickers

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!