The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to create tree sap.

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to transform into air.

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the power to see through windows

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!