the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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The power to make deaf people see again.

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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the power to burp a fart

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The power to lick your own elbow

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to sit anywhere

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!