The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The ability to run at the speed of light, but being born without limbs.

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The power to turn wine into water.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The ability to vote

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to be super jewish

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the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

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The power to rot food at will.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!