The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

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Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to rot food at will.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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the ability to bend your leg.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!