The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power... to move you.

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THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

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The power to write on this website

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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the power to smell like feet

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the power to speak morse code .

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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the power to divide by 0

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to power to do the bird is the word

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!