The power to cum everytime you see a women

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to grab a cats face

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!