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the power to see with your eyes open

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!