The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!