The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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The power to procrast ....

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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the power to shit out of your nose

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the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to fart snot

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The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!