the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to procrast ....

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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The power to piss people off.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!