The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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the power to make toast into bread

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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the power to see through glass

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!