The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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Farting at will

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

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meh.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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The power to lick your own tongue

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Smoke vision

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to not be funny

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!