The power to not be funny

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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the power to never get spam

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to piss people off.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!