The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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the ability to darken darkness

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to be a normal person

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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Guys, it's over.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!