The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!