the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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to be bradley

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power of missing a finger.

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!