the power to die....

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to fart snot

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Menstrual blood bending!

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The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to swim on land

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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the power to poo pineapples

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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The power to piss lemon juice

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!