The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to die and get away with it

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the power to win the crying game

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!