The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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the power to poo pineapples

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to swim on land

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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meh.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to die and get away with it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!