The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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the power of fart helium

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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the power to smell like feet

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power... to move you.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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the power of being republican

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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The power to turn gold into dust

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!