The power to do your homework.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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Death at will

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to see into the present

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!