The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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the power of fart helium

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power... to move you.

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The power to turn gold into dust

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!