The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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the power to drive a car with no engine

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The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

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The ability to think the world is flat

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

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the power to divide by 0

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!