The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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The power to turn wine into water

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!