The ability to vote

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Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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the ability to read the future, but hate to read

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

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The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

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The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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the power to charge car batteries.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!