The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to forget how to swim.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!