The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

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The power to multitask using your ball hairs

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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the ability to bend your leg.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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The power to peel stickers

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!