The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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The ability to vote

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Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The ability to sense cheese.

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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the power to charge car batteries.

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The power to hear morse code.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!