The power to sneeze backwards

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the power to be invisible but when you're alone

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the ability to sell Al Gore

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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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The ability to have an acid flashback everytime your at a redlight.

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power of love

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The ability to have a Prius the literally yells out "IIIIIII"MMMMM GAY"

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to make snow yellow

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!