The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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The ability to make your fingernails grow an inch whenever you like, but only on a Tuesday

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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The power to sit anywhere

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The power to sneeze backwards

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to change to justin biber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!