The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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the abillity to fart at will

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the power to let it not be rape if you yell "surprise!"

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to cum every time you show your private parts.

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The power to switch your eyeballs with your testicles but you still see out your eyes and your testicles are leaking.

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The power to write comments about orgasms in this site.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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The ability to read my dogs' mind, while it humps my leg...

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the power to travel to the center of the earth

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Turning wine into water.

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The ability to turn incredibly ugly in a beauty padgent

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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the power to shit cellulose

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the ability to burn in hell

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The power to make your dick a poontang seeker.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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the ability to lick your own crotch

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The ability to be a jew during the holocaust

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!