The kind of power Mel GIbson had in "What Women Want"

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The power to make your dick a poontang seeker.

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the ability to turn off any fans on a hot day

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the power to talk to fish but only if their belly up

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the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

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the power to predict the past

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the abillity to fart at will

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The ability to laugh listening to Trololo

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The ability to pee while sleeping.

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the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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The power to put both socks on at the same time.

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Turning wine into water.

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the power to attract bullets.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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the power to open a locked door with a key

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to instantly become pregnant

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the power to be powerless

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The power to make a few turtles fly

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The power to call police only when already killed.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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to wash cloths when they are washing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!