The power to switch your eyeballs with your testicles but you still see out your eyes and your testicles are leaking.

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to cum every time you show your private parts.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to call police only when already killed.

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the power to let it not be rape if you yell "surprise!"

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The ability to read my dogs' mind, while it humps my leg...

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

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Turning wine into water.

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The power to make your dick a poontang seeker.

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The ability to turn incredibly ugly in a beauty padgent

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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the ability to burn in hell

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the ability to lick your own crotch

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The power to make a few turtles fly

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!