- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have a stroke at will.

The power to eat just one Lays potato chip

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

the ability to smoke crack but only infront of a cop

The ability to read one's own mind.

The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

The power to get the ketchup bottle open.

The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

the ability to be on Oprah but only in the crowd

The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

the power to turn into nothing.

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

The power to grow cancer cells

The ability to walk on the white tiles at the supermarket.

The power to enjoy a raw oyster and not gag.

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

the power to transform into a young Ethiopian school girl with one leg who can control platypuses.

The power to always be wearing clean underwear except in the event you're in a car accident...

The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

the power to remember the lyrics to your least favorite song

the ability to drink a 40 oz. while playing madden

the ability of sitting on newly painted benches without getting paint on u, only works if you are naked

The ability to think about saying something,but then forget and spend an eternity trying to remember what it was.

Pointless Super Powers