the power to do totally nothing

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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the power to be justin bieber

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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the ability to spell wrong

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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the power to think of powers

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Steel kidneys

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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The power to fly....underwater

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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the power to jizz on cue

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!