The ability to read one's own mind.

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The ability to fly, but only as high as you are tall.

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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the ability of sitting on newly painted benches without getting paint on u, only works if you are naked

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the ability to be on Oprah but only in the crowd

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The power to get the ketchup bottle open.

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The ability to walk on the white tiles at the supermarket.

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The power to grow cancer cells

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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the ability to smoke crack but only infront of a cop

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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the power to transform into a young Ethiopian school girl with one leg who can control platypuses.

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The power to enjoy a raw oyster and not gag.

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The ability to think about saying something,but then forget and spend an eternity trying to remember what it was.

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The power to always be wearing clean underwear except in the event you're in a car accident...

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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the power to see the present

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The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.

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The power to see through windows when people sleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!