The power to remember your name without a name tag

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The power to see five seconds into the future.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to shag your best mates sister, and get away with it.

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The power to see 3 seconds into the future.

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The ability to grow trees out of money.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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the power to talk to fish but only if their belly up

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The ability to be a janitor at Disney World

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the abillity to fart at will

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the ability to be a vampire on a stick

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to write comments about orgasms in this site.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The kind of power Mel GIbson had in "What Women Want"

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The ability to pee while sleeping.

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Backwards speak to power the.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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the power to predict the past

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The power to have no powers.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!