The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to see 3 seconds into the future.

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the power to open a locked door with a key

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the ability to be in a video game sold in Africa

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The power to shag your best mates sister, and get away with it.

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The power to remember your name without a name tag

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The ability to be a janitor at Disney World

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The ability to pee while sleeping.

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The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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the power to predict the past

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Backwards speak to power the.

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The power to have no powers.

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The kind of power Mel GIbson had in "What Women Want"

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

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The power to call police only when already killed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!