The power to perform the Kali Ma sacrificial ritual on yourself.

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to see five seconds into the future.

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The power to remember your name without a name tag

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whatever the hell the hulk does. aside from the whole angryface thing

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The power to cum every time you show your private parts.

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The ability to read my dogs' mind, while it humps my leg...

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The power to shag your best mates sister, and get away with it.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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Backwards speak to power the.

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the power to come down off a high but only if you have cancer

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The ability to be a janitor at Disney World

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

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The power to see 3 seconds into the future.

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The ability to grow trees out of money.

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the ability to be a vampire on a stick

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!