The power to read dead people's minds

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The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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the power to hate disney stars

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The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

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The power to sneeze in front of birthday cakes

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to instantly ginger-fy random strangers on the other side of the world.

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The power to read the entire Twilight series withou suffering brain damage, only once you have to read all four books in the same sitting.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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the ability to increase your debts in the bank.

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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The power to assasinate people with touch from your finger, while you are asleep.

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the ability to be in a video game sold in Africa

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The power to make my mom shout at me

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!