the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The power to annoy people

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The pewer to maek typos.

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!