the ability to be tied to train tracks

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power of Grayskull.

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the ability to lie and never be believed

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to turn off anyone else's high beams.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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the power to rob a bank only with S.W.A.T beside you

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The power to be Carl Sagan, minus the intellect.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to have a perfect wipe every time you take a poop.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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Ability to sneeze n cough and sounds like a fart

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to guess a multiple choice answer correctly some of the time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!