The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to turn off anyone else's high beams.

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The power to be Carl Sagan, minus the intellect.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power of Grayskull.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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the ability to lie and never be believed

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the power to rob a bank only with S.W.A.T beside you

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the ability to be tied to train tracks

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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the power to shit brix

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to have a perfect wipe every time you take a poop.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!