The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The ability to defecate red clay bricks when startled or scared

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The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

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the power to rob a bank only with S.W.A.T beside you

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to guess a multiple choice answer correctly some of the time.

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The power to cure a ham

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The ability to be Rihanna only if in a car with Chris Brown

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The ability to piss flames.

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The power to cry lava.

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the power to command the sperm you ejaculate

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the power to dance in the dark

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to eat just one Lays potato chip

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The ability to goatse instantly

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!