The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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the power to suck your elbow

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the power to be powerless.

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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the power to make to much coffee

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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The power to grammar.

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The power to look into the past

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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the power to speak in Braille.

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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the power to get nits -jesse

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!