the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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the power to say i can bend you

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x-ray vision but only through glass

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The power to be invisible to bartenders.

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The power to feeling the earthquake effect after earthquake

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The power to turn red apples green over 15 days by eating them with a knife and fork....

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The power to FLY when you're blind

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to be alive, many hours before you die

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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a power to levitate something, but only if your 2 inches away

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The ability to see WWE and think that this is real.

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The power to inflict Cellulite at touch.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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the power to eat sharp objects but you have to poop it whole

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The power to be powerless

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The power to annoy people everyday.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!