the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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the power to say i can bend you

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The ability to see WWE and think that this is real.

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The power to mind control your car when you close your eyes

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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the power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to feeling the earthquake effect after earthquake

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The power to be powerless

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the power to eat sharp objects but you have to poop it whole

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to turn on your computer from a distance. But you need to turn on the power switch.

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to be invisible to bartenders.

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x-ray vision but only through glass

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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The power to be alive, many hours before you die

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!