The power to transform into a bronie

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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x-ray vision but only through glass

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The power to be powerless

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The power to feeling the earthquake effect after earthquake

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the power to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to mind control your car when you close your eyes

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The ability to see WWE and think that this is real.

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the power to eat sharp objects but you have to poop it whole

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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the power to think with your mind only

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The power to turn on your computer from a distance. But you need to turn on the power switch.

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The power to be alive, many hours before you die

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!