The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to recognize a Jackson Pollock painting from blobs of paint.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to talk to money.

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The power to jack off 1,000 times a day.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to spell any word perfectly, except words that contain vowels, consonants or phonemes of any kind.

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The power to become invisible. But only when no one is looking.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to have sex with an alien but not know where to put it

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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ability to tell the truth when not lying >.

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to be friends with Justin Bieber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!