The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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the power to become pointless

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The power to become invisible. But only when no one is looking.

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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the power to have sex but only with goats

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to be friends with Justin Bieber

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The power to have sex with an alien but not know where to put it

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The ability to tear the toilet paper roll perfectly.

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The power to spell any word perfectly, except words that contain vowels, consonants or phonemes of any kind.

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the power to make your vomit taste good

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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the power to do everything fast when your high on energy

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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Turning invisible when no one is watching you. -Alex

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the ability to be drop dead gorgeous

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!