The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to recognize a Jackson Pollock painting from blobs of paint.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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the power to create a meme

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to meme 20% harder

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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the power to make your vomit taste good

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The power to have sex with an alien but not know where to put it

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the power to be immune to every thing but only after u die

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The ability to turn a motor bike into dolphin food

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The ability to tear the toilet paper roll perfectly.

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ability to tell the truth when not lying >.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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Turning invisible when no one is watching you. -Alex

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the ability to be drop dead gorgeous

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the power to transform into Pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!