the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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the ability to see fairy's

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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The power of missing a finger.

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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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Smoke vision

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

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Power to make other people rich.

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!