having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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To turn into Justin Bieber.

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the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to run faster than you walk.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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Imortality.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to fly 1 centimeter off the ground

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The ability to to remove any organs.

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The power to taste the food you deficate

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the power to get an erection in gym class while doing jumping jacks

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the power to grow hair 0.00000000001% faster

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning from your hands

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The power to taste the air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!