The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power of walking on land

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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the power for you and your mum to survive and nuclear attack but you have to mate to restart civilization

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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the ability to only fart in crowded rooms

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the power to be powerless

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The power to remove a horseshoe from a horse

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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THe power too spel.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!