The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to die at will.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to block Chuck Norris' roundhose. it's pointless because everyone knows that nobody can block Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

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The power to make your feet stink like crazy

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to sweeten sugar

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to view the world through Apples Retina Display.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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the ability to rick roll anyone you meet

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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the power to talk backwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!