The ability to crap barbed wire

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The ability to understand abstract art.

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The ability to handle the truth.

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The power to make someone hiccup just by touching them once

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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the power to turn apartly invisible

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The power to see through glass

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The power of inverted tastebuds (spicy food tastes sweet etc.)

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power of walking on land

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The ability to die at will.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!