The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to...lick you're nose

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the power to be obama only if your obama

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to view the world through Apples Retina Display.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

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The power to make your feet stink like crazy

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!