the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to talk to animals. Especially when you tell your friend to dress like one.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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the ability to die without any control

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!