The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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the power to become pointless

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to talk to money.

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The power to be friends with Justin Bieber

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to spell any word perfectly, except words that contain vowels, consonants or phonemes of any kind.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to change your mind

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the power to make your vomit taste good

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The ability to tear the toilet paper roll perfectly.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to have sex with an alien but not know where to put it

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The Power the run away when there is a crime

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to become invisible. But only when no one is looking.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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the power to do everything fast when your high on energy

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Turning invisible when no one is watching you. -Alex

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!