The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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the power 2 grow a beard but only immeadlantly after shaving

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The power to dickfart.

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The ability to handle the truth.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to die at will.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The skill to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!