The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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Power to develop diseases.

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Permanent superspeed - The ability to move faster than a speeding bullet, but you can't stop moving at that speed.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The ability to be any woman but only when she's in labor.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The skill to make up pointless superpowers

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the ability to force people to yawn against their will/better judgement, merely by using the word yawn, and having them read the word yawn..or just by yawning in their presence!

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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the power 2 grow a beard but only immeadlantly after shaving

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!