the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The ability to be any woman but only when she's in labor.

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Permanent superspeed - The ability to move faster than a speeding bullet, but you can't stop moving at that speed.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power of Being stupid

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The skill to make up pointless superpowers

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The ability to handle the truth.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The ability to sense if someone's in danger 20 miles away, however, you lack any other power, so you have to take a cab or just feel bad about it.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!