- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to talk to fish but only if their belly up

the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

The ability to be a janitor at Disney World

The ability to grow trees out of money.

the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon

The ability to detach my nose and place it anywhere I want.

The power to remember your name without a name tag

Backwards speak to power the.

The power to call police only when already killed.

the ability to steal oxygen

The power to cum every time you show your private parts.

The power to see through your own clothes, nothing else.

Turning wine into water.

the power to shit cellulose

the ability to be in a video game sold in Africa

super strength for picking up a gallon water

the ability to burn in hell

the ability to lick your own crotch

The kind of power Mel GIbson had in "What Women Want"

The ability to read my dogs' mind, while it humps my leg...

the power to travel to the center of the earth

The power to make your dick a poontang seeker.

The power to make PC's turn into dried crap the moment the person with this ability touches them.

The power to make a few turtles fly

Pointless Super Powers