The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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the power 2 grow a beard but only immeadlantly after shaving

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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the ability to rick roll anyone you meet

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The power to dickfart.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!