The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

The ability to turn a motor bike into dolphin food

The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

the power to be immune to every thing but only after u die

the....ability to......talk....like william........... shatner

The power to taste the food you deficate

The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

The power to jack off 1,000 times a day.

The power to heal...... Your Opponent

The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

the power to f**k your family all at once

The ability autotune text.

The Power to forget you ever had a power.

The power to walk through a unlocked door.

ability to tell the truth when not lying >.

The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

The power to create tree sap.

The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

the power to milk cows with your mind

the ability to be drop dead gorgeous

the power to transform into Pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!