The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to have sex with anyone you like except human beings. -Shandric

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power of night-blindness.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The ability to know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you.....1 month after you break up.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to make your feet stink like crazy

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!