- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to speak using their mouth

The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

the power to talk backwards

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

The Power to f* her right in the p*y!!

The power to punch that like button

The power to block Chuck Norris' roundhose. it's pointless because everyone knows that nobody can block Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

The power to talk to animals. Especially when you tell your friend to dress like one.

The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

The power to do a hand stand with your feet

the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

The power to sweeten sugar

The power to die at any moment you want.

the ability to do absolutely nothing

The power to have a power thats a power

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

The power to pee a few times every day.

The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

Pointless Super Powers