The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to...lick you're nose

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the ability to laugh when jay leno tells a joke.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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the power to to tell time at anytime you want when your sleeping

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to break a bone every time you ejaculate.

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The Power of double posting.

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The power to learn only at school.

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the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The ability to read braile.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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the ability to die without any control

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!