The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to punch that like button

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to talk to animals. Especially when you tell your friend to dress like one.

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!