The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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the power to talk backwards

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!