the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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the power to charge car batteries.

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power to poo perfectly priced people

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The power to not know your super power

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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The power to multitask using your ball hairs

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The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

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The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

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the ability to read the future, but hate to read

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The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

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The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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the ability to be a vampire on a stick

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the power to shit brix

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Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!