The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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the ability to only fart in crowded rooms

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to grow grey hairs whenever you wanted.

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The power to know where Waldo is

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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the power to teach elfs how to ride unicorns

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The power to predict the past

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to make hair grow in your forehead

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!