The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to make your computer run 0.1 seconds faster.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

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The power to know where Waldo is

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to see concrete yellow

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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the ability to enjoy school

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to grow grey hairs whenever you wanted.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!