The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to have children at will.

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to make your computer run 0.1 seconds faster.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to know where Waldo is

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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the ability to enjoy school

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to grow grey hairs whenever you wanted.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!