Menstrual blood bending!

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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The ability have sex with Betty White

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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The power to have cancer.

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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to be bradley

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the power to never get spam

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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The power to procrast ....

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!