the power to only bring back the dead from june 1450

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The power to tell wether someone is French or Italian.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to talk to money.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to predict the past.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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the power to create a meme

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to be a fan of Rosie O'donell

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The power to recognize a Jackson Pollock painting from blobs of paint.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!