The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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the power to become pointless

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to die when you get scared.

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the power to only bring back the dead from june 1450

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The power to trespass walls but only half their thickness.

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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the power to make your vomit taste good

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The ability to tear the toilet paper roll perfectly.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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the power to create a meme

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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the power to have sex but only with goats

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!