The power to achieve orgasm within 3 seconds

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to defty gravity, but only in space.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The ability to understand abstract art.

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the power to turn apartly invisible

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The ability to crap barbed wire

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The ability to die at will.

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The power to turn red apples green over 15 days by eating them with a knife and fork....

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the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to freeze time, but you're also frozen.

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The power of inverted tastebuds (spicy food tastes sweet etc.)

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power to have no power at all

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The Power of double posting.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!