The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to fly... but you are a paralytic

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The power to defty gravity, but only in space.

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The power to achieve orgasm within 3 seconds

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The ability autotune text.

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The power to freeze time, but you're also frozen.

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the ability to laugh when jay leno tells a joke.

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the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

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the power to milk cows with your mind

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The ability to understand abstract art.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to pee out blood at will

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Ladder hands.

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The ability to die at will.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power of inverted tastebuds (spicy food tastes sweet etc.)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!