The ability to detach my nose and place it anywhere I want.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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the ability to finish dinner three days after it was served

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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the power to get an erection in gym class while doing jumping jacks

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the power to grow hair 0.00000000001% faster

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning from your hands

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the power to have a larger erection, but only when your alone.

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The power to taste the air.

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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The power to be born again

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to run faster than you walk.

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The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to trespass walls but only half their thickness.

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to circumcise yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!