The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning from your hands

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the power to animate condiments

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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.

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the power to get an erection in gym class while doing jumping jacks

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The power to taste the air.

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The ability to detach my nose and place it anywhere I want.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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the ability to finish dinner three days after it was served

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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the power to grow hair 0.00000000001% faster

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The power to see through womens clothes but every woman you use it on instantly gets saggy breasts.

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to taste the food you deficate

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to be born again

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The power to be a fan of Rosie O'donell

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the power to have a larger erection, but only when your alone.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!