the power to do everything fast when your high on energy

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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Turning invisible when no one is watching you. -Alex

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The power to tell wether someone is French or Italian.

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The ability to turn a motor bike into dolphin food

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the power to have the best sex in the world, but only when your in a coma.

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The ability to fly, but only when you're wearing a kilt.

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the power to transform into Pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to fart at will.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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the ability to be drop dead gorgeous

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the power to fail at life

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The ability to masturbate with your non-dominant arm.

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the power to be immune to every thing but only after u die

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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the....ability to......talk....like william........... shatner

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to transform into a bronie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!