the power to milk cows with your mind

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The power to write in invisible ink

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the....ability to......talk....like william........... shatner

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ability to tell the truth when not lying >.

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The power to pee out blood at will

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The power to have any power on this site.

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the power to fail at life

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the power to be immune to every thing but only after u die

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the ability to laugh when jay leno tells a joke.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The ability to turn a motor bike into dolphin food

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The ability autotune text.

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The power to jack off 1,000 times a day.

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the power to transform into Pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The ability to fly, but only when you're wearing a kilt.

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the ability to become black.

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the power to have the best sex in the world, but only when your in a coma.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The ability to masturbate with your non-dominant arm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!