The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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power to have no power at all

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The power to make someone orgasm by looking at them, but only when you're having sex with them.

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The power to shit razor blades!!!!!!!!

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The ability to turn invisible, but only when everyone in the room has their eyes closed.

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The power to break a bone every time you ejaculate.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The ability to die at will.

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The power to turn red apples green over 15 days by eating them with a knife and fork....

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to fly... but you are a paralytic

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The power to turn apples into pears

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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blindness

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to be invisible to bartenders.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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a power to levitate something, but only if your 2 inches away

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The power to FLY when you're blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!