The power to shit razor blades!!!!!!!!

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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power to have no power at all

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the power to to tell time at anytime you want when your sleeping

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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the power to turn apartly invisible

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The ability to turn invisible, but only when everyone in the room has their eyes closed.

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The power to break a bone every time you ejaculate.

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The ability to crap barbed wire

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The power to mind control your car when you close your eyes

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The power to make someone orgasm by looking at them, but only when you're having sex with them.

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The Power of double posting.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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blindness

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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the power to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!