- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

power to have no power at all

The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

the power to to tell time at anytime you want when your sleeping

The power to fly... but you are a paralytic

the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

The power to break a bone every time you ejaculate.

The power to make someone orgasm by looking at them, but only when you're having sex with them.

The ability to turn invisible, but only when everyone in the room has their eyes closed.

The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

The power to transform into a bronie

the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

The power to FLY when you're blind

The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

blindness

the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

The power to shit razor blades!!!!!!!!

The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

a power to levitate something, but only if your 2 inches away

Pointless Super Powers