the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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the power to turn anything into candy but u r diabetic

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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the power of reading your own mind while in a car accident

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the power to think with your mind only

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The power to turn on your computer from a distance. But you need to turn on the power switch.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to procrastinate when you have absolutely no work to do

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The power to have sex with yourself.

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the ability to steal oxygen

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The power to see through your own clothes, nothing else.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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~The ability to understand Bob Dylan...~

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to make the air stink

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The ability to turn into Barbara Walters

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the power the convince people if they agree

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the ability to hear yourself think

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!