The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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the power to see the present

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The power to see through windows when people sleep.

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super strength for picking up a gallon water

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the ability to be on Oprah but only in the crowd

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The power of see inside your eyes.

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the power to transform into a young Ethiopian school girl with one leg who can control platypuses.

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The power to never end your .

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The ability to think about saying something,but then forget and spend an eternity trying to remember what it was.

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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The ability to make your fingernails grow an inch whenever you like, but only on a Tuesday

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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the ability to only fall asleep in showers

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The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

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The power to write comments about orgasms in this site.

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the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!