The power to instantly become pregnant

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The power to call police only when already killed.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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the power to shit cellulose

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the ability to lick your own crotch

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to wash cloths when they are washing

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The power to have no powers.

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to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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the ability to burn in hell

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The ability to be the best hacker in the world but if ill use my abilities ill die.

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The power to switch your eyeballs with your testicles but you still see out your eyes and your testicles are leaking.

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to get older 10 times faster then normal

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The power to find out what a baby spider is thinking at any given moment.

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the power to let it not be rape if you yell "surprise!"

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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the ability to think you can fly

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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The power to make PC's turn into dried crap the moment the person with this ability touches them.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to speak in text globes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!