The power to put both socks on at the same time.

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to wash cloths when they are washing

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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the power to shit cellulose

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the power to attract bullets.

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the ability to think you can fly

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The power to speak in text globes.

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the power to say you have no power

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The power to make PC's turn into dried crap the moment the person with this ability touches them.

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the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to make a few turtles fly

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The power of being Chuck Norris and be the main utterly pointless source of pointless powers.

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The power to walk through the opened doors

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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the power to sit down in mid air

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to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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the ability to be a cartoon but get canceled

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the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.

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The ability to be the best hacker in the world but if ill use my abilities ill die.

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the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.

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the ability to sell Al Gore

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!