The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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The ability to blow strawberries

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power to potato.

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!