the power to shit brixs!

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the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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the ability to have sex with a sand spur

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The power to piss rainbows only in torrential downpours.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.

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The power to kill Pedobear.

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The power to live with only one kidney

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

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The power to STFU!

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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The ability to see your own imagination.

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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The power to laugh with you shitty powers...

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!