The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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Batman

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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power to see through glass doors

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to shit on command.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!