The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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The power to multitask using your ball hairs

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The power to not know your super power

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The power to grammar.

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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The power to fuck everyone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!