the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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The power to not know your super power

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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The power to make cats burp.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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The power to grammar.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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the ability to read the future, but hate to read

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!