The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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the power to nit propely

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!