The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

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Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to divide by 0

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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the power to stop your addiction to placebos

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The power to grammar.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!