The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

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your balls glow in the dark 6am every day

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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the power to charge car batteries.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the ability to read the future, but hate to read

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The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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The power to not know your super power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!