The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The ability to have a Prius the literally yells out "IIIIIII"MMMMM GAY"

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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The power to turn wine into water.

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the power to stop your addiction to placebos

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!