The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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the power to teach elfs how to ride unicorns

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The power to audition for X-Factor with no fear, but only if you punch your freind.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to make hair grow in your forehead

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The power to predict the past

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The ability to attract black people.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The ability to teleport, but only in compete darkness.

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The power to make everyone sound manly except Justin Bieber.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to make your feet stink at will.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!