The power to make hair grow in your forehead

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The power to make your computer run 0.1 seconds faster.

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The power to grow grey hairs whenever you wanted.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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To turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to fly 1 centimeter off the ground

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The ability to attract black people.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!