The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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meh.

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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the power to poo pineapples

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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The power to fart snot

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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The power to pee backwards.

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the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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the power to divide by 0

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The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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The power to piss people off.

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the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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The ability to pee your pants at will.

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

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The power to turn gold into dust

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!