The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to audition for X-Factor with no fear, but only if you punch your freind.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to predict the past

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The ability to attract black people.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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the power to teach elfs how to ride unicorns

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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To turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to make hair grow in your forehead

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The power to make your feet stink at will.

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the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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Imortality.

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!