- Pointless Super Powers

to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

The ability to survive without an apendix.

The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The superpower of having no superpower.

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The power to eat your own face.

the power to fire my lazer

The power to make every word a people says in the room with you into pizza.

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

the ability to think of pointless superpowers

The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

The power to moonwalk backwards (think about it)

The power of being jew and turn normal people into nazis.

The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!