The power to inhale and exhale the same air at once.

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to make every word a people says in the room with you into pizza.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to moonwalk backwards (think about it)

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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the power for you and your mum to survive and nuclear attack but you have to mate to restart civilization

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the power to be powerless

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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to write pointless power.

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The power to make someone hiccup just by touching them once

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!