the power to see through windows.;.

The ability to turn Barack Obama white

The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

The power to do a hand stand with your feet

the power to see through water.

The power to have a power thats a power

The power to pee a few times every day.

the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

The power to die at will.

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

Power to not Sleep during Finals.

The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

the power to control nothing

The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

Look! In the sky! its captain beesting!

The power of immortality while suicidal.

The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

The power to sexually attract whales

The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!