The power to block Chuck Norris' roundhose. it's pointless because everyone knows that nobody can block Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

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The power to inhale and exhale the same air at once.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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Look! In the sky! its captain beesting!

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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the power to control nothing

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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the power to see through water.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to write pointless power.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to pee a few times every day.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to die at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!