The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

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the power to burp a fart

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The power to divide by 0

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Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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The ability to run at the speed of light, but being born without limbs.

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The power to cum everytime you see a women

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The ability to goatse instantly

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

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to wash cloths when they are washing

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to drive a car with no engine

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the power to be able to find you pointless super power post after its been posted to check on popularity

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the power of being republican

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!