the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to have a power thats a power

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!