the power to see through water.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to inhale and exhale the same air at once.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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the power to control nothing

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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the power to see through windows.;.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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Look! In the sky! its captain beesting!

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The power to die at will.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to moonwalk backwards (think about it)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!