The power to swallow chewed up food.

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the power to be obama only if your obama

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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Liam Brudenell

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to view the world through Apples Retina Display.

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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the ability to rick roll anyone you meet

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to only misspell mispell.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to punch that like button

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!