- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

the ability to turn into random hats

The power of night-blindness.

The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

The ability to see through invisibility.

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

the power to be obama only if your obama

the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

the power to teleport 1 inch every year

The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

The Power to f* her right in the p*y!!

The power to...lick you're nose

The ability to know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you.....1 month after you break up.

The power to sleep through a dream.

the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

the ability to die without any control

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

The power to speak using their mouth

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

The power to dickfart.

Pointless Super Powers