The power to only misspell mispell.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The ability to know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you.....1 month after you break up.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to die at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!