the ability to be drop dead gorgeous

the power to transform into Pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

the ability to become black.

The power to never finish your sente

The power to swallow chewed up food.

The power to pee out blood at will

being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

The ability to fly, but only when you're wearing a kilt.

the power to fart out of your penis

The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

The ability to masturbate with your non-dominant arm.

The power to not have any powers

The power to communicate with earthworms.

The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

the ability to turn into random hats

The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

The power to defty gravity, but only in space.

tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

Power to not have any power.

The ability to see through invisibility.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!