The ability to live forever until you die.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The ability to read braile.

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The Power to see under a girls clothes once, but your P3nis falls off

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to create the best Internet memes; instant nullified by recognition or compensation.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to be half invisible

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!