Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The Power the run away when there is a crime

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to fly but fall exactly in 1 second

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The power to create the best Internet memes; instant nullified by recognition or compensation.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!