The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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the power to have a larger erection, but only when your alone.

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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the power to get an erection in gym class while doing jumping jacks

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning from your hands

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the power to grow hair 0.00000000001% faster

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to run faster than you walk.

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ability to find good woman drivers

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to trespass walls but only half their thickness.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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the power to only bring back the dead from june 1450

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to taste the air.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to tell wether someone is French or Italian.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!